Cracker Barrel Vegetables

I think that Cracker Barrel has the best tasting vegetables in the world. I think they soak their carrots in maple syrup or something, but they are delicious -- stupendously delicious in comparison to other vegetables. Anytime a vegetable tastes kind of like a cinnamon roll, you know you're on the right track.

I started reading back that last paragraph, and begun to wonder if carrot was really a vegetable, or one of those foods that you think is a vegetable but is really a fruit, or vice versa. Like, I think a tomato is really a fruit or something. There are others like that, I'm sure. I don't really remember what the qualifications are to be classified as "fruit" and what it takes to be classified as "vegetable". Whatever. I hope I find out that something really tasty like a Zebra Cake is, indeed, a vegetable, and that I should be eating 4-6 of them a day....